Mythical Homebody T-Shirts

Home Sweet Home.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pajama Day 743

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Man's best friends."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"