Mythical Homebody Gifts

Home Sweet Home.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"She's been so creative lately."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Man's best friends."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

Pajama Day 743

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!