Life During COVID-19
Homebody Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for your homebody philosopher? Discover charming items that capture their love for deep thinking and comfy retreats. Perfect for those who cherish quiet moments and philosophical musings within their personal haven, our selection offers thoughtful, witty, and warm products that resonate with their reflective nature. Make their space truly special with gifts that speak to their love of learning and comfort.
"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."
What did you think happened to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?
"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"
Couch - Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes.
Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...
"A new study shows half of all marriages end in divorce when one of the spouses bring their work home with them. Would you care to respond, honey?"
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
Good News about winter
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
"Take me to your Larder!"
'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
Big screen TV.
Love is when you watch television together.
"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"
"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."
'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
Electric Blanket.
"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"
"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"
'Honey, I'm home - for good.'
"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"
Contented man and cat sleeping
'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'
Homebody Philosopher Gifts Collection
Homebody Philosopher Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for homebody philosophers, designed to inspire reflective thoughts with clever quotes and charming visuals.
Homebody Philosopher Pillows
Add some comfort and character to their space with pillows that feature thoughtful designs, ideal for cozy corners.
Homebody Philosopher Prints
Decorate their sanctuary with prints that evoke curiosity and insight—an excellent gift for any homebody philosopher.
Homebody Philosopher T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for thinkers and homebodies alike—perfect for expressing their unique personality.