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'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Man's best friends."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Electric Blanket.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"