Homebody In Cyberspace Pillows

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Man's best friends."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Sheltering in place.

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'