Homebody Relative Pillows

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

Knights of the bedside table.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping