Homebody Mugs

"He's an indoor cat."

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

'I know the younger generation are living at home longer these days, but you're not exactly the younger generation anymore son!'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

'You never take me anywhere.'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

Comfort zone

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Just put me on the sofa and I'll take a nap while you're getting dinner.'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

The Smiley Face at home.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Big screen TV.

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"The pit of despair. That's new, isn't it?"

'We're lucky we still have a roof under our feet.'

"Well I'm off to the office."

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Reality tv.