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'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"You are still here."

Sheltering in place.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."