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'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"What would you have been if you could have been anything but a failure?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"