Homebody Dreamer Prints

"This is really boring—why can't we stake out from home?"

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

'We'll take it!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Couch and Potato

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"In da house"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

COVID-19 dime

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'