Homebody Who Dreams Of Adventure Gifts

This is my house, Bob - We're not going spelunking.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

COVID-19 dime

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

Natural relaxation in confinement

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

We never go out anymore.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'

Finding yourself

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."