Homebody With A Twist Gifts

"Honey, the Malcontents are here."

Intensive Care in the Community

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Did you hear that? I hope the mice haven't returned.'

'Living on a golf course does have it's pluses and minuses.'

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

Tapeworm Realtors.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Couldn't you take the shed outside dear?'

"I hope you realize this is bad feng shui!"

Golf course home

"It seems very nice here - maybe the Devil is in the detail."

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I used the lockdown to get a few jobs done that I've been putting off for a while."

Free Range Cow

Have you seen this toaster?

Up a little...

'Telephone solicitor.'

"It's a sampler, like everything else in my life."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'You'll be pleased to know that I'm staying in tonight,my love.

Death warmed up.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

'There's no place like home.'

Cowboy Slippers

"What?"

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'