Homebody With A Wild Side Gifts

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"What?"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

octopus knitting a jumper...

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Cowboy Slippers

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'No Trespissing'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"