Homebody With Ideas Gifts

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"What?"

octopus knitting a jumper...

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Cowboy Slippers

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"A new study shows half of all marriages end in divorce when one of the spouses bring their work home with them. Would you care to respond, honey?"

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'No Trespissing'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

COVID-19 dime