Homebody Escapades Gifts

"I'm so mad I'd like to run away from home, but since I'm 34, my parents would just change the locks."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Home Working

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"What?"

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Cowboy Slippers

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'Telephone solicitor.'

Have you seen this toaster?

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'