Traveling Homebody Gifts

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

He prefers the flexibility only a motor home provides. Spike.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"