Homebody Enthusiast Pillows

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

"So, you're staying in then?"

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

How come we never go to my place?

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"The workout room in my building is closed. At least something good has come out of this pandemic."

Introverts All Say -- "More Quarantine Please!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

"Why leave home if we're only going to stay in a homestay?"

'Don't think of me as a couch potato. Think of me as your media consultant.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'The first thing my husband does when he comes home from the office is take off his necktie.'

Are people afraid we might actually enjoy working from home?

'You'll have to put away your man cave, dear, the Fenwicks are coming over for dinner!'

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

You could have just said you wanted me to spend more time at home. Lost.

We never go out anymore.

"In da house"

Couch Surfing

Separation anxiety

COVID-19 dime

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

"Oh look, another thing for the inevitable estate sale."

"Saturday will be sunny with gathering clouds of guilt from still not wanting to leave the house. Sunday will be a beautiful couch day with torrential cold rain."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I didn't spark joy."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."