Homebody Appreciator Pillows

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

Pajama Day 743

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You are still here."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Sheltering in place.