Homebody Appreciator T-Shirts

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"