Stay-at-home Adventurer Pillows

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Home Ship Home

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Teaching from Home

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'