Stay-at-home Adventurer Gifts

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Home Ship Home

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

"Watch out for the low beams!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Teaching from Home