Stay-at-home Enthusiast Gifts

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Clock watcher

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Since she started working from home I prefer going to the office."

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Home Stay Home

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Covid Back to School