Stay-at-home Advocate Gifts

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Life Tetris

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

Working from home.

Five Stages of Lockdown

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones, and BlackBerries, more and more executives are working from home.'

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"I'm so glad I have a job where I can contribute nothing to society from home."

"Colin didn't feel comfortable coming back to the office but he has sent his emoji in his place."

'Sick leave? No, but we offer work-at-home sick leave.'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'