Stay-at-home Advocate Pillows

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Life Tetris

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Working from home.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

"I'm so glad I have a job where I can contribute nothing to society from home."

"Colin didn't feel comfortable coming back to the office but he has sent his emoji in his place."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'Sick leave? No, but we offer work-at-home sick leave.'

"I prefer to work from home."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."