Stay-at-home Strategist Pillows

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

How-to books for people in lockdown

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Happy Brithday

Working from Home

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Communication

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Zoomies call.

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I never knew how little you do at work!"

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"