Stay-at-home Journey Pillows

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Five Stages of Lockdown

Working from home.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"For me the call of the wild goes straight to voicemail."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Honey, … I'm still home..."

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Clockdown

A month of Sundays

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.