Stay-at-home Journey Gifts

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Five Stages of Lockdown

Working from home.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"For me the call of the wild goes straight to voicemail."

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"Honey, … I'm still home..."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

A month of Sundays

Clockdown

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Rarely leaving the house and working just steps away from my refrigerator has expanded my waistline. A homebody!