Stay-at-home Strategist Gifts

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

How-to books for people in lockdown

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Thanks for coming in."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Communication

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Happy Brithday

Working from Home

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"I never knew how little you do at work!"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'