Stay-at-home Lifestyle Gifts

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

Life Tetris

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."