Staying Home Gifts

"Honey, … I'm still home..."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"For me the call of the wild goes straight to voicemail."

"I better get off the phone. It's almost time for my daily bout of quarantine induced panic and hysteria."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Home Still Home

Safe Thanksgiving.

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"There goes our early night."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."