Living At Home Gifts

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"You do like octopus?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Dog Walking Services

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Comb Sweet Comb

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"