Living At Home Mugs

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"You do like octopus?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Cats on the couch.