Living With Family Mugs

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"So that's where you were last night."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Our human learned how to sit, shake hands, and heel with me. She learned a lot in obedience school!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

"Come on, just try it."

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

"Is that what you're wearing?"