Living With Family T-Shirts

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

"So that's where you were last night."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'138 Days without an accident!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

'Our human learned how to sit, shake hands, and heel with me. She learned a lot in obedience school!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"