Living Away From Home Gifts

Are you eating properly?

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Living together, couple in love.

'How animals mark their territory'

Thanksgiving 2020

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.