Moving Away From Home Gifts

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

Hotel teddy for hire

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Not-So Smart Meter

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."