Moving To A New Place Gifts

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

'We loved the location, so we simply added on.'

'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Kevin's First Apartment

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."

Life on cloud 8

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

'Water is included with rent.'

Save'N Scratch Used Mattress Sale.

'That's the new kid on the block.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

Goodbye and Good Riddance

Welcome to the Lake District.

"It's easier than trying to remember where you buried everything."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'California: Here I come!'

'You'll love the entertainment these thin walls will give you. The people in the next apartment have some dandy fights.'

"Heating this place is going to be a problem."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Clog Dancing School

'It's a new record — I switched long-distance companies eleven times today.'

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

'I miss home.' - 'Sometimes it feels like we never left.'

Stairs

"You should have come to see me sooner."