Moving To A New Space Gifts

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

Let's get organized

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'