Moving To New Place Gifts

"Welcome."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Culture Saturday

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'