Moving To New Place Gifts

"Welcome."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Omara Portuondo

Doing the borders.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Culture Saturday

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'