Moving To A New Location Gifts

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"I've moved...so I can keep my fundraising secret from the IRS"

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Carefree luggage.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Tool Box

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'