Preparing To Relocate Gifts

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Culture Saturday

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

Yardless: Please help

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Relaxing in the Sun

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Not-So Smart Meter

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.