Moving And Relocation Gifts

"Frank?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

You are here.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Jungle Taxi

We never roam anymore.