Relocation Gifts

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

'Ok, now what?'

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

"Detour: New Normal."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

'Is it near a school?'

"I'm going back - it wasn't what I thought it would be."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'The biggest adjustment to relocating on the west coast is calling people 'dude'.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."

The hermit has relocated...

Welcome to the Lake District.

'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Why did you leave your last job?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

Moving House

The fate of the emigrant

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"