City Relocation Gifts

"Well, well. Look who's back from trying to make it in the big city."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

We never roam anymore.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jungle Taxi

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Emigrating to France.

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'