Relocation Specialist Gifts

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

You are here.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Moving in

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

We never roam anymore.

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Jungle Taxi

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Emigrating to France.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"