Home Relocation Strategist Gifts

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Did you order takeout?"

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Moving Van.

"Tarzan didn't want to downsize, but he took an early retirement – and then Jane got the axe."

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Chess cleaner

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

The runway.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'

'What would you like done with your DNA?'

'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.'

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

Builders

Candour.

Workaholic's note to his wife

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

'I shall be using my conversation during dinner to announce that I shall be mounting a challenge to your supremacy in the home.'

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.