Home Moving Expert Gifts

It's the "Ask Sadie" Advice Hour. "John" in New York, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. Movers. They charged me $800 extra to pack my stuff for me. But when they got to my new house, they just dumped everything in a chaotic heap and left. Serves you right you lazy pack-slacker!!! I'm shocked you didn't pay them an extra $200 to complain for you about the extra $800 you paid them. They'd do that?

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Heading off with a packed bag

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Nest building

Mattress sale

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'I'm on my way dear!'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

"Why don't you want me to lay siege to this one? It's got two and a half baths and an eat-in kitchen."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'