Home Moving Expert Mugs

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Heading off with a packed bag

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Nest building

Mattress sale

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'I'm on my way dear!'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'