Moving Enthusiast Mugs

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"My house is really messy... I should probably just give up and move."

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

Lost our Lease.

"Moving makes me feel so free and light!"

New Pad

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Sidewalk Ballet

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

They Always Say That

Realty. Remember

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

State of the Union

Home Sweet Home

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

House sale.

House hunting is cruel.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.