Moving Enthusiast Pillows

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"My house is really messy... I should probably just give up and move."

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

Lost our Lease.

"Moving makes me feel so free and light!"

New Pad

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Sidewalk Ballet

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

S**t Creek Halt

House hunting is cruel.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

House sale.